This Means War Movie Quotes

Story: The world's deadliest CIA operatives are inseparable partners and best friends until they fall for the same woman. Having once helped bring down entire enemy nations, they are now employing their incomparable skills and an endless array of high-tech gadgetry against their greatest nemesis ever - each other.

Quotes from This Means War (2012) Movie

Lauren: Oh, I think I'm going to hell.
Trish: Don't worry. If you're going to hell, I'll just come pick you up.

FDR: He was a strong advocate of the finger painting movement.
Agent: We lost contact.
Tuck: Sometimes he would finger his paintings to get closer to them.
FDR: The intimacy with the canvas, to finger a painting...to...
Tuck: Sometimes he would use mud and sticks...
FDR: You know, he used mud and sticks...
Tuck: And if he couldn't find a stick...
FDR: And if he couldn't find a stick...just use...
Lauren: What?!
FDR: You know, enough talking. Let's let the paintings speak for themselves.

Lauren: Tuck is great, he's sweet, he's kind, we have so much fun. But he's maybe too sweet -- a little earnest? Sort of safe.

Lauren: This has been the perfect night.
FDR: Make it rain.

Tuck: Let's just let her decide.
FDR: Sure.
Tuck: And while we're at it, why don't we put some ground rules in as well.
FDR: I think we should.
Tuck: Number one: I don't think we should tell her that we know each other.
FDR: Number two: Let's stay out of each others way.
Tuck: Number three: No hanky panky.
FDR: God, you have not dated in a long time, have you?
Tuck: And if this ever starts to affect our friendship...
FDR: Which it won't...
Tuck: Then we walk away.
FDR: Done.
Tuck: So then we have, we have...
FDR: We have a gentleman's agreement. May the best man win.

Trish: You think Gloria Steinem got arrested and sat in a jail cell so you could act like a little b**ch?

Trish: Get out there, you get flexible!

Lauren: Have you ever killed anybody with your bare hands?
Tuck: Not this week.

Lauren: Okay you can do this. You are confident woman who can deal with conflict. I'm going to pass out. Just get out there, tell them your decision. They're rational. They may even become friends. They'll probably just shake hands....

Tuck: So you're not backing off?
FDR: Nope.

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It's spy against spy.

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Reese Witherspoon, Chris Pine, Tom Hardy, Chelsea Handler, Til Schweiger, Abigail Spencer, Angela Bassett.

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