Eva: Ohh George. I like you.
George: I like you too Eva.
Eva: We should make love sometime...
Wayne Davidson: My name's Wayne by the way. I'm a nudist.
George: Oh yes, we noticed your pen*s earlier.
George: All these people live here. This is a commune.
Seth: We prefer 'intentional community.' We're not a bunch of hippies sitting around playing guitar.
Eva: I know New York is a great city, but I do not miss that lifestyle at all. I mean it was just stress, and Blackberries, and sleeping pills. I used to drink a triple latte every morning just to wake up.
Linda: Well, I see your point, but I kind of value the sleeping pill and the Blackberry and the latte.
Seth: You know you can really get trapped in that web of beepers and Zenith televisions and Walkmens and discmens and floppy discs and zip drives, laser discs, answering machines and Nintendo Power Glove...
Linda: Wow, you know so much about technology.
George: You want me to enter this data?
Rick: You questioning me? Don't question me.
George: Are you serious?
Rick: Am I seri...you're fired. You're rehired, consider that a warning shot.
Linda: I can fly.
George: You can't fly!
Linda: I believe I can fly.
George: If you're going to get literal with an R. Kelly song, do Trapped in the Closet...
Eva: Do you know what I do when I'm down?
George: Yoga?
Eva: I was going to say orgasms: Giving them to myself, giving them to others.
George: Me too.
Rodney: So, I'm light on your bio. Where are you from?
George: Is it cool if maybe we talk about this later?
George: Let's stay a month.
Linda: Two weeks.
Seth: If you want to pick a fight with your sexual chi, it's just going to drive it inwards - and that invites disease, and death.
George: Man, not a fan of death.
Almond: People treat sex like it's this huge deal with crazy life consequences...
George: What happened?
Rodney: I took our car over to town, came back around the back road and boom -- cut to: in the pond.
George: What exactly happened?
Rodney: I took our car to town, came back, boom, cut to: in the pond.
George: No don't cut to in the pond, don't cut!
Rodney: I'm with you man.
Carvin: Just remember, money buys nothing.
George: Well, nothing important.
Carvin: No, no: Money literally buys nothing.
George: I think you mean metaphorically.
Carvin: No, literally, nothing.
George: Literally, money buys most things.
Carvin: No, nothing. Are you saying...
George: Well I'm saying.....you're right. Money pays for nothing. But not, literally...
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Leave your baggage behind.
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Cast
Ken Marino, Jennifer Aniston, Ray Liotta, Alan Alda.
Story
George (Rudd) and Linda (Aniston) are an overextended, stressed out Manhattan couple. After George is downsized out of his job, they find themselves with only one option: to move in with George's awful brother in Atlanta. On the way there, George and Linda stumble upon Elysium, an idyllic community populated by colorful characters who embrace a different way of looking at things. Money? It can't buy happiness. Careers? Who needs them? Clothes? Only if you want them. Is Elysium the fresh start George and Linda need? Or will the change of perspective cause more problems than it solves?
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